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dconnally
Classic Review Lines

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Wednesday July 5, 2017 11:49 AM
I thought this might be a fun topic.



I had to throw caligolfer1031 a "Like" just for this line in his recent review of Spanish Bay GL:

"Warning!!!!! Watch where you step, deer crap isnt fun to clean from spikes."

LOL - Keep up the good work, Greg!!
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Remember, we could be at work!!
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roarksown1
RE: Classic Review Lines
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Wednesday July 5, 2017 12:26 PM
I suspect that we'll be seeing many from Kassper7!
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lotrgolfer48
RE: Classic Review Lines

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Wednesday July 5, 2017 12:32 PM
Kassper's review of Azusa Greens on 7/6/15 is the pinnacle of GK reviews and likely will never be topped.

"Azuza greens is the love child of a municipal golf course and an abandoned dirt parking lot."

That's pure poetry.
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dconnally
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Wednesday July 5, 2017 3:02 PM
So you can see all the potential here for a great Forum discussion thread!!
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dconnally
RE: Classic Review Lines

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Wednesday July 5, 2017 3:12 PM
Went back and read kasperr7's review - yeah, that's a high bar!! LOL!!

C'mon, who's got some review mojo??!
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kassper7
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Friday July 7, 2017 6:36 PM
I come back to this line I wrote a while ago.

Riverview - two words least descriptive of the golf course it represents. I guess Drainagefunnel was taken.
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lotrgolfer48
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Friday July 7, 2017 7:18 PM
I stand corrected. I had forgotten about drainagefunnel...
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CPennbo
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Saturday July 8, 2017 8:09 AM
I was looking for a specific comment I remember and couldn't find it but I found these. All by the same reviewer. We'll see if they step up to claim them:

I swear Bigfoot lives near there because those footprints are EVERYWHERE.

Bunkers are a mix of fluffy sand and even fluffier sand with some burrowing animals thrown in for good measure.

Pace of play abysmal.

Course is WET. I mean soaking. Loads of standing water. Not a lot but it's the sort of muddy lies with water just squishing just below the grass. It's the sort that if it's just bare mud you will either slide or it would suck the boots off your feet if you're not treading carefully.
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New Year's Resolution- HAVE MORE FUN, DO MORE, SEE MORE, LAUGH MORE!
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cencalhack
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Monday July 10, 2017 8:52 AM
Clearly I need to up my review game.

Haven't played Azusa Greens in decades and that line would have worked back then perfectly.
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1PLUS1
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Monday July 10, 2017 7:39 PM
From a recent review...
QUOTED  ...the rough was fair in places and as penal as a John Holmes movie in others.

Sorry...epic fail. Now you're simply trying too hard...a la Feherty.

[[Edited by 1PLUS1 on Monday July 10, 2017 7:55 PM]]
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