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Caddie Jokes

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Sunday June 10, 2018 8:50 PM
Got this today. Some good, some not so. Hope you enjoy at least a few!

Number :10
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Number : 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Number : 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now."

Number : 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Number : 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."

Number : 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Number : 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf."

Number : 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play , it's a sin on any day."

Number : 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago."

And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Bonus . . . . .
An old favorite . . . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . .

He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . .. .

Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . . . .??"

Caddy: "There's a piece of sh-t on the end of your club."

Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . .

Caddy: "No sir, it's at the other end"

Golf Pro “Hall-of-Famer”, Tommy Bolt (famous for his on-the-course temper displays of throwing clubs after a bad shot) was coming up the hill of #18, a fairly short Par 5 to close out the Tournament. When he located the ball in the deep left rough, he had about 195 yards, up the hill, and straight into a 20 mph wind to negotiate to get to the green in two.

He Asked the caddy what iron he would recommend to get to the green?

The Caddy answered, “well, it’s either a 7 Iron or a Putter”!

Bolt glared at the Caddy and said, “you smart ass, what do you mean a 7 Iron or a Putter?”

The Caddy calmly replied, “Mr. Bolt, that all you have left in your bag!”
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New Year's Resolution- HAVE MORE FUN, DO MORE, SEE MORE, LAUGH MORE!
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Itslikeimsayin
RE: Caddie Jokes
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Sunday June 10, 2018 9:06 PM
No. 6 is really good. Thanks Chris!
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Deepsea14
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Favorite Golfer:
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Monday June 11, 2018 6:43 AM
I was an upscale course with mandatory caddy and I wasn't playing that well the first few holes. So I ask the caddy if he can help. He said it looks like loft is your problem.

I said loft? Your picking the club for me to use.

Caddy says; "It's not the club, it's L O F T Lack Of Freaking Talent


revised from a joke of playing
in a pro am with Chi - Chi

[[Edited by Deepsea14 on Monday June 11, 2018 1:51 PM]]
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