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caligolfer1031
13 Unassailable Golf Truths
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Friday June 23, 2017 2:58 AM
1. The players in front of you will all be struggling to break 100.
2. The players behind you will be knocking down flagsticks and on your ass all day.
3. The cart girl never has change for a $20.
4. You will bring four clubs with you across the fairway from the cart, and none will be the right one.
5. Your best ball-striking round of the year will be the round when you don't make anything.
6. You will have a day where you miss every fairway but make every putt for double bogey.
7. The moment you notice a hole has a drop area, you ensure you'll be hitting from the drop area.
8. Your match will come down to a shot in which a maintenance guy will be manning a deafening leaf blower five feet away.
9. The day you hit it best on the range will be the day you chop it up miserably.
10. That one ball you found in the rough isn’t yours.
11. If you wait for the green to clear on a par 5, you will top your second shot.
12. When a group let’s you play through, your ensuing shot will be a disaster.
13. The ONE time you happen to be running late for your tee time will coincide with shift of a starter who takes his position way too seriously.
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mpisarski01
RE: 13 Unassailable Golf Truths
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Friday June 23, 2017 3:39 AM
During the first round with a brand new set of clubs, the ball has to be played from a road.

The most important inches in golf are NOT those between the ears: they ARE the ones between your ball and the hole on the fourth putt.

Curing the faults in your swing can never be affected in just one lesson from a professional.

Delicate chip shots over bunkers always catch the top of the bank and fall back.

Immediately you put on your waterproofs it stops raining.

In a four-ball game, your partner is right on his game while you aren’t or vice versa.

It’s always the next round that will find you playing your normal game.

The more you play a course the more obsessed you become with its dangers…

The number of practice balls recovered is always less than the number hit.

The only downwind holes are par threes.

The reserve glove you have kept for wet weather has shrunk.

The shorter the putt, the smaller the hole becomes.

Whatever the rule for a particular situation, you’ve probably broken it.

When playing to a temporary green, your ball finishes stone dead to the hole cut in the proper green.
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mpisarski01
RE: 13 Unassailable Golf Truths
GK Event: Played in a GK Event

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Friday June 23, 2017 3:41 AM
Plenty of good ones here

http://www.stevenharper.com/jokes/golf/general-truths-a-rules-about-gol f.html
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HmtGolfGuy
RE: 13 Unassailable Golf Truths
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Friday June 23, 2017 10:06 AM
Only 5% of putts over 15 feet for par go in - on the other hand, 80% of those same putts for triple drop.

If your normal shot is a fade, the only draw you'll hit all day will be off the tee on a hole that doglegs right. The opposite is true if your normal shot is a draw.
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cencalhack
RE: 13 Unassailable Golf Truths

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Monday June 26, 2017 1:56 AM
great stuff

for me it is inevitable that I can play well all day until the marshall (one in particular at my home course is my personal jinx and yes it is all in my head lol) pulls up and parks behind - the worst shot of the day ensues and of course it is followed by the scowl and look of derision meant to impart - why are you playing those tees moron
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grantar2
RE: 13 Unassailable Golf Truths
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Monday June 26, 2017 2:43 AM
I have experienced #9 twice recently both on GK Guru outings.
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