"Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that terrible incident with the Dinosaurs."
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Where Matt Pisarski Plays Golf
Los Angeles County; San Bernardino County; Riverside County; Palm Springs Area; Orange County; San Diego County; Ventura County; Santa Barbara County; Sacramento Area; Monterey Bay Area; Santa Cruz Area; Las Vegas Area; Mesquite/St.George Area; Laughlin/Bullhead City; Phoenix Area; Western Arizona; Northern Arizona; Colorado; Northwest Coastal; Southwest Coastal; Seattle/Tacoma/Bremerton; Vancouver/Southwest; Spokane/Eastern; * Other
What's in Matt Pisarski's Golf Bag
UPDATED AFTER CLUBS STOLEN IN FEBRUARY 2019
Callaway Rogue Driver - Project X Custom Shaft
Loaned Callaway XR 3 & 5 woods with project x smoke
Taylormade M6 4-AW
Odyssey Exo 7 putter
Chrome Soft or Z stars
Last Updated: January 28, 2020
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I love to play whenever I can and I love to play new courses. Please laugh at my terrible shots because I know I will.
Chuck Norris once Duffed a shot in Arizona and now we have the Grand Canyon
SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.
What should you do if you're golfing near lightning? Hold your 2-iron in the air, because not even God can hit a 2-iron.
How do you know a golfer is cheating on his wife? He always puts his driver in the wrong bag.
How do you "Tiger" proof a golf course? By strategically placing fire hydrants.
Why are golf and sex so similar? They are the two things you can thoroughly enjoy even though you are really bad at them.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Nissan? A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day? Wash your balls.
Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.
It's not the size of your putter that counts, its how many strokes you take.
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
If the point of golf is to hit the ball less, then do I win if I don't play at all?
Why don't golfers in England work in the afternoon? Because it would interrupt their tea time.
What does a golfer do on his day off? Putter Around.
Why do golfers put minus signs in front of their scores? Because subtraction speaks louder than words.
What did the duck say to the golf ball? Nothing it should have ducked.
Why did the blonde golfing pro cheat on his wife? Because he thought every day he needed to play around.
What did the golfer say after performing yoga? "Damn, my shaft is all bent."
What did the Mormon say to his golfing buddies? After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
Mulligans are the reason golf balls come three to a sleeve.
"There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray." -Lee Trevino
"Golf is my profession. Show Business is just to pay the greens fees." -Bob Hope
"You think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember when we were married," said the pouting wife. "Of course I do, my dear -- it was the day I sank that thirty-foot putt."
Which is the easiest golf stroke? The fourth putt!
Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is quite a beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game". The guys say okay and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, paring every hole. They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job he will never forget. " The guys think, 'what a deal!' The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup." The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup." The grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."
Golf Cart A man during his married years overturned his golf cart and a blonde said to him come to my place and rest. She was quite convincing and then took her clothes off once there. And he said "I don't think my wife is going to like this." And she answered "She will never know." He said "That's not the problem she's still under cart."
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Matt Pisarski's Golf Course Reviews
This review is for the BACK NINE ONLY!
Well after completing the front nine things changed about the fairways. They went from very nice and ... » More
This review is for the BACK NINE ONLY!
Well after completing the front nine things changed about the fairways. They went from very nice and over seeded to absolute garbage. You were better off hitting the rough for better lies. I The fairways were thin had bare spots and just not fun to play on. Even with lift clean and place it was tough to find a nice lie in most areas. I am not sure if they could not afford to over seed both 9's or what. It was definitely a let down after the front nine. The layout is still fun and the course has character but just be warned.
I'd still play here but my expectations will be low.» Close
This Review is for the FRONT NINE ONLY!
Please check the other review for the back nine. Rat-Patrol and I ventured out to Bernardo Heights Sat... » More
This Review is for the FRONT NINE ONLY!
Please check the other review for the back nine. Rat-Patrol and I ventured out to Bernardo Heights Saturday to play a GK match. The weather had been miserable all morning but when we got the the rain had stopped.
Course was soggy but the fairways on the front nice looked to have been over seeded and were a delight to play from. All the same grass and great cushion. Please read my next review about the back nine fairways as they are a different story.
Rough was nasty in areas which made us club up to get out. Sand was wet but of the 3 I was in 2 had plenty of sand 1 was a little thinner. Tee boxes were decent but looked to have not moved in a few days.
After paying Rat saw a calendar that said they punched 2 weeks ago. The guy in the pro shop said they still looked bad and that they had to put more sand down. Well Jim and I decided to play anyways because it was $25. Well the greens looked like they were punched yesterday. Lots of holes and I didn't see any of the sand they said the put down it made for a tough day putting.
Overall its a fun track that is not overly difficult and if in the area its not a bad place to play.» Close
Out with the Gk event yesterday and a blast was had. Course is not too tough but you need to manage your approach shots as spin was a little tough to ... » More
Out with the Gk event yesterday and a blast was had. Course is not too tough but you need to manage your approach shots as spin was a little tough to generate. I really enjoyed how lush the fairways and rough were as it was a nice surprise for the price we paid. The layout is pretty simple with a few long par 4's and a few reachable par 5's. My only down side for the course was the sand. I was in 2 green side traps and both had about 1/2" of soft sand and hard pack under I skulled a few by not being able to get under the ball. If you are in the area and want to play a cheap round Sun City West is a great choice.» Close
Played on 2/29/20 With Greg, Alex P, and Alex326 at 8:30 am. Huge shout out to Alex326 for playing with us and providing the dukes club price which wa... » More
Played on 2/29/20 With Greg, Alex P, and Alex326 at 8:30 am. Huge shout out to Alex326 for playing with us and providing the dukes club price which was large discount off rack. I have always dreamed of the day I would be able to play here and after 2 months of planning and addition of my brother Alex and good friend Greg we settled on leap day 2020. We kept watching the weather up to the 7 day cancellation notice to give the final go/no go. We ended up getting a solid morning partly cloudy day and about 55° with some 10-15 mph gusts but mostly after we played the unprotected ocean holes 2-5.
Three of us walked the course with Greg paying the extra $45 to ride due to a torn ligament in his foot (FYI it is always CPO). If you dont normally walk courses this course will take some energy on the up hill holes. I had a few moments where I was huffing and puffing but they provide benches at all tee boxes. Overall I walked around 7 miles with a push cart and it takes a toll but the views and walk through the trees make it worth it 100%.
As for the course and its conditions from the moment you arrive you are treated with world class service. There was a bag man who greeted us at the car and gave us all of the information of where to go. The club house is small but practical and per Alex326 Spyglass was meant to focus on the golf not a flashy monstrosity of a clubhouse. This was a simply one story maybe 2000 sq. ft. building. Range balls were included and I was supprised to see they were Taylormade TP5's. Today the range was on the mats which was a slight bummer but they were nice to hit from. The practice green was large and provided the exact conditions found on the course.
We walked off the first tee right on time and our wonderful round was underway. The conditions looked spectacular from the first tee as all tee boxes had plenty of level and lush grass. We chose the white tee's due to difficulty of the course compared to our handicap and I think they were the right ones to play from. From the elevated tee's you were presented a two tone fairway with the grass mowed in one direction on the left and the other on the right providing amazing pictures. It also helps you follow the middle of the fairway if you just follow the line. The Rough was penal and around 3" thick and I sure had issues on the first two holes judging how hard I needed to hit in order to pick my shots clean. Sand traps were very nice and I found a lot of the green side versions however I did find two that had a hard clay layer about 1.5 inches down which made floppy sand shots difficult. As for the greens I dont think I have ever given a 10 out of 10 but I could not find a single issue on the course. They were slightly firm, quick, and rolled perfect. I honestly think they were the best I have ever played.
After the round the staff is waiting for you so they can clean you clubs and they air blast the grass off you shoes and for those with ticklish feet they put the nozzel in the shoe and blast away too which feels amazing but odd at the same time. The offer you bottled water and they give you a nice heavy metal bag tag as a souvenir.
I put this course at number 1 all time over the likes of Wolf Creek, Cascata, grizzly ranch and the 175 other courses I have played. I would honestly pay the full rack rate in a heart beat to play here again and I can see why everyone loves this course. One down side to the course is the rates for refreshments including alcohol. A jack and coke is $17, powerade's were $7 and cokes are $4. A hot dog and fries costs 11.50 after pre-added gratuity. It is expected but very expensive for booze. If you have not played spyglass dont hesitate if given the opportunity I'll be back!» Close
2/8/20 Joined Blake and Mike for all 27 holes out at Braemar. Originally had an 11am tee time but there was a 45 min frost delay so we were pushed to ... » More
2/8/20 Joined Blake and Mike for all 27 holes out at Braemar. Originally had an 11am tee time but there was a 45 min frost delay so we were pushed to a 1148 tee time. After all of that we ended up teeing off at 1130 so no big deal there. Staff was super friendly whenever we encountered them which made the experience better as they were not stuck up.
Not a lot to add to Wendy and Alex's reviews from the last week or two. I found the course to be in real nice shape. Good tee's, fantastic fairways, decent rough, and the greens were firm and fast. Strangly enough I could not get any check on my approaches which as of late the firmer the green the more I can spin. This made for a tough day on the greens. As stated before you DO NOT want to be above the hole. Sand was decent in most traps I did encounter a thin one and Blake had a few thin ones too.
If you have a chance to play here do not miss it. The Us Open is my favorite 9 with some doglegs and good elevation changes. Western by far is the toughest in my opinion with very tight fairways and a few blind shots. On the course the par threes are all around 175-210 from the blacks which makes up for the 3000 yard total length. The masters course is a little wider but only one par 5 makes me sad. I cant wait to play again.» Close
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