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Where Matt Pisarski Plays Golf
Los Angeles County; San Bernardino County; Riverside County; Palm Springs Area; Orange County; San Diego County; Ventura County; Santa Barbara County; Sacramento Area; Monterey Bay Area; Santa Cruz Area; San Luis Obispo Area; Las Vegas Area; Mesquite/St.George Area; Laughlin/Bullhead City; Phoenix Area; Western Arizona; Northern Arizona; Colorado; Northwest Coastal; Southwest Coastal; Seattle/Tacoma/Bremerton; Vancouver/Southwest; Spokane/Eastern; * Other
What's in Matt Pisarski's Golf Bag
UPDATED AFTER CLUBS STOLEN IN FEBRUARY 2019
Callaway Rogue Driver - Project X Custom Shaft
Loaned Callaway XR 3 & 5 woods with project x smoke
Taylormade M6 4-AW
60° Titlest Vokey
Odyssey Exo 7 putter
Last Updated: July 27, 2020
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I love to play whenever I can and I love to play new courses. Please laugh at my terrible shots because I know I will.
Chuck Norris once Duffed a shot in Arizona and now we have the Grand Canyon
SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.
What should you do if you're golfing near lightning? Hold your 2-iron in the air, because not even God can hit a 2-iron.
How do you know a golfer is cheating on his wife? He always puts his driver in the wrong bag.
How do you "Tiger" proof a golf course? By strategically placing fire hydrants.
Why are golf and sex so similar? They are the two things you can thoroughly enjoy even though you are really bad at them.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Nissan? A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day? Wash your balls.
Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.
It's not the size of your putter that counts, its how many strokes you take.
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
If the point of golf is to hit the ball less, then do I win if I don't play at all?
Why don't golfers in England work in the afternoon? Because it would interrupt their tea time.
What does a golfer do on his day off? Putter Around.
Why do golfers put minus signs in front of their scores? Because subtraction speaks louder than words.
What did the duck say to the golf ball? Nothing it should have ducked.
Why did the blonde golfing pro cheat on his wife? Because he thought every day he needed to play around.
What did the golfer say after performing yoga? "Damn, my shaft is all bent."
What did the Mormon say to his golfing buddies? After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
Mulligans are the reason golf balls come three to a sleeve.
"There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray." -Lee Trevino
"Golf is my profession. Show Business is just to pay the greens fees." -Bob Hope
"You think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember when we were married," said the pouting wife. "Of course I do, my dear -- it was the day I sank that thirty-foot putt."
Which is the easiest golf stroke? The fourth putt!
Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is quite a beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game". The guys say okay and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, paring every hole. They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job he will never forget. " The guys think, 'what a deal!' The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup." The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup." The grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."
Golf Cart A man during his married years overturned his golf cart and a blonde said to him come to my place and rest. She was quite convincing and then took her clothes off once there. And he said "I don't think my wife is going to like this." And she answered "She will never know." He said "That's not the problem she's still under cart."
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Cascata Boulder City, NVReviewed by: mpisarski01, Mars
Played with Apisarski, Gregholla, and Joefoot this past Friday at 11:30. This was the 4th time that I have played Cascata and it still is the best ove... » More
Played with Apisarski, Gregholla, and Joefoot this past Friday at 11:30. This was the 4th time that I have played Cascata and it still is the best overall experience that I have had. Even though Covid has hit the service side a bit by not allowing use of a personalized locker or the showers post round the service was still fantastic. We got there early to have breakfast and it was top notch as most previous reviews state. We got our carts outside and went off the the range. Unfortunately the Waterfall on the range was not running today but the waterfall through the clubhouse was. I understand the need to save but I was a little sad because I really hyped the driving range to my group. We met our Caddie Zack at the first hole and He was great all around, just a genuine good guy.
Course conditions were fantastic as always expected for this high caliber course. The 1st hole creek was not running because it was the same pump that runs the range waterfall. Not a big deal because you cant really see it unless you are next to it.
Tee's Fantastic with no divot damage that I could see. Fairways fully lush but a couple had been verticut within the last few weeks but didnt cause any issues. Rough was lush and I think I only saw 5 or 6 spots with a little browning but nothing too bad. Sand looked nice but I was not in any so I can not rate them.
The there were the greens. I always come to expect fast greens at cascata and today was not exception. They were firm and running fast but were as smooth as can be. Almost like putting on a pool table. Zack gave some darn good reads and kept most of us in check. I was told it was the first time ever that they had aerified the greens in the springs and the greens sure looked good.
Overall this is still high on my recommendation list for the Vegas area and if you have the means to play I highly recommend not missing it.» Close
Played on 7/18 at noon with the Gk Cup crew. It had been a few years since I have played here at CrossCreek and the conditions remained similar to the... » More
Played on 7/18 at noon with the Gk Cup crew. It had been a few years since I have played here at CrossCreek and the conditions remained similar to then. Arrived early and took some time to warm up on their small but adequate range. The putting green was consistent with what it was on the course so kuddos to the staff.
Tee Boxes- For as long as I can remeber the tee boxes have never been good at CrossCreek and today was not exception. A majority of them were beat up and unlevel. I just dont get it.
Fairways- were a mix of a few grasses and some very thin spots. Out of the 8 FIR I had on this day one 3 have nice grass lies. Now looking at the course I could've had some bad luck because it was mostly full coverage but a overseed would do this place real good.
Rough- There isn't a ton of rough on the course that isn't wasteland unless you are near the green. That rough was real nice to hit from as long as the ball didn't settle.
Greens- Greens were not too firm but not too soft and rolled medium fast on the day. The only issue I had was the non-repaired ball marks from all of the play fromt he day. It cause lots of bumps in the putt which is not the courses fault.
Sand- I was in 1 fairway bunker that was just dirt and two greenside bunkers that were new sand and nice to play from. Looks like they are in the process of redoing the bunkers as a few were GUR.
Overall- I love the layout of the course and will be back but dont expect a perfect condition until maybe the winter. The carts are nice and have a basic GPS that gives front middle back distances as well as hazards in the fairways. Staff was super friendly and that makes it worth it right there.
PS- Talking to the starter he said the last few weeks have been the busiest he has ever seen the place with around 240 golfers a day. Hopefully with this extra income they can address the tee's and fairways.» Close
Our 2nd round of the legend never dye event was on the wolf course. This course is a beast from the tips being the longest in NV topping out over 7600... » More
Our 2nd round of the legend never dye event was on the wolf course. This course is a beast from the tips being the longest in NV topping out over 7600 yards. Throw in the wind and this course will steal your lunch money, girl, and dog in less 9 holes.
Course conditions were 9's and 10's across the board. You would never know that it was been 105° everyday for a month now as the course looks like its in prime season shape. Tee's were level and had good coverage but a few were getting a little torn up later in the day. Fairways were carpet and you could not have asked for better grass to hit from. Rough was thick and nasty and I recommend not finding it. Greens were more firm than those on the Sun course and were a bit faster. Sand still being good even with no rakes.
I highly recommend playing here at least once especially come the back nice were more water comes into play and the afternoon winds start to howl. yes its expensive but IMO worth it.» Close
It has been a while since I have been back to Paiute. Mostly due to the non resident fee's ranging from $100-200. With that being said I came out to p... » More
It has been a while since I have been back to Paiute. Mostly due to the non resident fee's ranging from $100-200. With that being said I came out to play in the legends never dye event and a great time was had. Originally (before covid) this was supposed to be a 54 hole day on all three courses but they have switched to a 2 on 1 off alternating schedule for the courses. I believe this to be because they do not have enough carts to fill all three courses with 4 carts per group. Sadly snow was closed on sat and that is my 2nd choice behind wolf.
The Conditions right now on the Sun course are A++ from tee to green. Lush Fairways with almost a carpet like feel to them provided great roll out and a pleasant hitting surface if you found it. Rough was thick but the ball usually sat on top or didnt sink all the way in. Just sticky enough to grab your clubs. The sand was fantastic all around and easy to escape from. I did not however like the 4'x4' bunker I found as that is too small :) . Greens were soft enough to leave a mark and ran quicker than expected. It was key to leave shots below the hole.
Right now if a deal is found you will not be disappointed I just like Wolf and Snow better than the sun course. After the round we had drinks and a raffle but our server was not too pleasant which made me drop the service score one notch.» Close
Joined up with Rob and John for our second round of the day and boy it was a blazer 115° on the first tee at 2pm. I pulled up late but the staff helpe... » More
Joined up with Rob and John for our second round of the day and boy it was a blazer 115° on the first tee at 2pm. I pulled up late but the staff helped me with my bag and let us go whenever because there wasn't anyone waiting. For being extremely hot the last 2 months the course conditions haven't been better. I was amazed on how nice the grass was from tee to green. Everything was just lush as can be. Greens medium fast and a touch on the firmer side but still held most shots. Rough as mentioned by Rob was longer than usual and would stop most shots from rolling through it made accuracy that much more important. If I could nit pick anything at all it would be that there is not cart girl and your only options for beverages are at the turn. I was dying of thirst after drinking my two waters on the from and I couldve used a nice tasty beverage. I wont knock the course though with the covid restrictions and late in the day it was fine.
I reccomend playing here right now especially because its in great shape. Side note I stayed at the wynn and their golf course didnt look as lush and they charge $500 so its a easy choice to play Bali Hai.» Close
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