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Where Matt Pisarski Plays Golf
Los Angeles County; San Bernardino County; Riverside County; Palm Springs Area; Orange County; San Diego County; Ventura County; Santa Barbara County; Sacramento Area; Monterey Bay Area; Santa Cruz Area; San Luis Obispo Area; Las Vegas Area; Mesquite/St.George Area; Laughlin/Bullhead City; Phoenix Area; Western Arizona; Northern Arizona; Colorado; Northwest Coastal; Southwest Coastal; Seattle/Tacoma/Bremerton; Vancouver/Southwest; Spokane/Eastern; * Other
What's in Matt Pisarski's Golf Bag
UPDATED AFTER CLUBS STOLEN IN FEBRUARY 2019
Taylormade Sim Max USA Edition
Taylormade Sim 3wd
Callaway GBB Hybrid
Taylormade M6 4-AW
54º Callaway MD4
58º Callaway MD4
Odyssey Exo 7 putter
Cut DC Atomic Yellow Golf Balls
Bears & GK Towel
Garmin Approach 80
Last Updated: April 14, 2021
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I love to play whenever I can and I love to play new courses. Please laugh at my terrible shots because I know I will.
Chuck Norris once Duffed a shot in Arizona and now we have the Grand Canyon
SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.
What should you do if you're golfing near lightning? Hold your 2-iron in the air, because not even God can hit a 2-iron.
How do you know a golfer is cheating on his wife? He always puts his driver in the wrong bag.
How do you "Tiger" proof a golf course? By strategically placing fire hydrants.
Why are golf and sex so similar? They are the two things you can thoroughly enjoy even though you are really bad at them.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Nissan? A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day? Wash your balls.
Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.
It's not the size of your putter that counts, its how many strokes you take.
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
If the point of golf is to hit the ball less, then do I win if I don't play at all?
Why don't golfers in England work in the afternoon? Because it would interrupt their tea time.
What does a golfer do on his day off? Putter Around.
Why do golfers put minus signs in front of their scores? Because subtraction speaks louder than words.
What did the duck say to the golf ball? Nothing it should have ducked.
Why did the blonde golfing pro cheat on his wife? Because he thought every day he needed to play around.
What did the golfer say after performing yoga? "Damn, my shaft is all bent."
What did the Mormon say to his golfing buddies? After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
Mulligans are the reason golf balls come three to a sleeve.
"There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray." -Lee Trevino
"Golf is my profession. Show Business is just to pay the greens fees." -Bob Hope
"You think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember when we were married," said the pouting wife. "Of course I do, my dear -- it was the day I sank that thirty-foot putt."
Which is the easiest golf stroke? The fourth putt!
Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is quite a beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game". The guys say okay and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, paring every hole. They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job he will never forget. " The guys think, 'what a deal!' The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup." The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup." The grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."
Golf Cart A man during his married years overturned his golf cart and a blonde said to him come to my place and rest. She was quite convincing and then took her clothes off once there. And he said "I don't think my wife is going to like this." And she answered "She will never know." He said "That's not the problem she's still under cart."
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Matt Pisarski's Golf Course Reviews
What is Happening here! This is probably the 8th time I have played here in the last 6 months and it seems like they are not watering the course again... » More
What is Happening here! This is probably the 8th time I have played here in the last 6 months and it seems like they are not watering the course again. 3 weeks ago the fairways were coming out of dormancy and were mostly green. Now that green grass is burning off and turning brown.
As mentioned a majority of the tee boxes are GUR which is also strange because most of them were overseed this winter. Fairways cut short a mixture of lush and dry grass and firm. Greens were fine very firm and fast like always. Poa clumps around the greens were under control this round and not too big of an issue if putting from off the green. Sand traps are mostly great but out of the 10 traps I hit yesterday 3 need some love because they either didn't have sand or only had a small layer on top of a hard pan. Rough is non existent and will either leave you in knee high brush or 3 yards of clump dirt/grass.
The casino is back open and busy as usual so money shouldn't be a problem for them especially with a full tee sheet at $160 a pop rack rate. I get that there is a lot of comp rounds like mine but still enough to turn a profit so you can water the course. Also the carts are starting to show a lot of wear and tear, Bald Tires, parking breaks very finicky, and the club/ball washer on the back needing new brushes. The GPS still works fantastic but over they could use a new fleet soon.
The layout make the course worth visiting but full rack rate is not worth it in my opinion right now. I will be holding off for a bit before heading back.» Close
Used a golf moose voucher for an 11:00 an tee time on Sat on a 80° day. Check in took a little longer as there was one guy at the desk and was on a ph... » More
Used a golf moose voucher for an 11:00 an tee time on Sat on a 80° day. Check in took a little longer as there was one guy at the desk and was on a phone call for a solid 5 mins before help arrived.
Conditions were in very good shape today as expected after seeing all of the reviews on GK. We played the Gold Tee boxes (6600 yards) and they were level and lush with a little divot issue on par 3's but that was because we played latter in the day so lots of players before. Fairways are still in great shape almost carpet like and cut tight which is just the way I like it. Rough is starting to come out of dormancy so it looks a bit weird with greens and browns but played nice. Sand traps didn't look that nice but the sand was a grayish powder type sand and your ball could easily plug. The greens were in excellent shape a touch firm and quick on putts but smooth as can be. I had issues judging some of the putts because it didn't look like much but a break would come out of nowhere. I really enjoyed the layout with water hazards and well placed bunkers. the course has a house on about half the holes but you really need to be offline to hit them. Most holes you can pulled out the big stick and crush your drive without much penalty. Greens are well protected and I noticed a few of them were elevated with false edges making wedge shot accuracy a premium.
I found out that you need to pay attention to the booking window on the voucher as I booked 14 days out but the voucher only allows me 7 day booking (good luck getting a tee time within 7 days). The guy said he was going to have to charge me full price an additional $40 per player but I informed him we are not using the replay and he decided to only charge $20. I guess that is a fair compromise as I should've seen the fine print on the golf moose voucher. Overall a solid course and ill be back for sure.» Close
DOP- 3/15/2021 at 11:25
Weather- 75º with light winds becoming 10-15 on the back nine.
Played in the gk cup final yesterday with OCgolfe... » More
DOP- 3/15/2021 at 11:25
Weather- 75º with light winds becoming 10-15 on the back nine.
Played in the gk cup final yesterday with OCgolfer, Pokerguy, and Sandrail05. Big thanks to Desert Willow for having us as well as Johnny GK for setting it up. the staff was very friend on what looked to be a very busy day at the course. The condition of the course was in fantastic shape as usual for this time of year.
Tee Boxes- Level with full coverage. Multiple tee's to choose from.
Fairways- Very lush and had good roll with great lies all day long. Looked like a PGA Tour course with the perfect carpet like conditions.
Rough - 1-3" thick usually not too bad to play from as most balls stayed up in the rough instead of sinking down. It did however slow a lot of shots down which kept you from most penalty areas.
Sand- Sand was mostly good the only issue was the fairway bunkers were a touch firm for my liking.
Greens- Medium fast pace and smooth but very firm causing lots of balls to bounce and roll off the edges of the greens. I would have liked to see them a litter softer but it was still a fun day.
Overall this is a great track and usually a better deal than other courses out in the valley. I highly recommend playing here if you get the chance.» Close
Joined Gregholla, Circaflex, and Hillary at Pechanga on Saturday using my club card that gets a 50% off rack rate which makes it well worth it. Weathe... » More
Joined Gregholla, Circaflex, and Hillary at Pechanga on Saturday using my club card that gets a 50% off rack rate which makes it well worth it. Weather was perfect 70º light breeze and a very enjoyable day. Front nine starts flat until hole 4 where it starts to go into the hills. Hole number six is spectacular giving you a 150' drop from the tee box to the fairway and another 50' to the green. Backnine stays flat until holes 17 a tough par three and 18 another hole with a 120' drop from tee to green.
Conditions are still good here at Pechanga with the greens being the highlight smooth, semi firm and rolling nicely. Black Tee's were in good shape some divots on par threes. Sand was good and had enough sand to do what you need to splash out. Rough was in amazing shape as it was overseeded some areas it was rather deep but the ball usually sat up. Fairways were the low point for me as they did not overseed them and there are a few thin areas around. Still mostly dormant Bermuda but it just looks funny with the rough being overseeded and the fairway dormant. Usually you had a good lie but around the edges where they put new sod it just hasnt taken and looks bad.
The course is still amazing and I will still play but its just not in the same condition as normal until the Bermuda wakes up from its winter sleep.» Close
Joined Rat-Patrol and Fastfish433 out at Barona for a twilight round yesterday. Check in was easy and the staff is as friendly as ever. One thing to n... » More
Joined Rat-Patrol and Fastfish433 out at Barona for a twilight round yesterday. Check in was easy and the staff is as friendly as ever. One thing to note about the entire Barona Resort is they go out of their way to assist you. That is a big plus in my book. The range is large and has a putting green and chipping green with sand. Carts are nice with touch screen GPS and the cart girl was going around every few holes.
As for the conditions the course is in decent shape right now. The grass is starting to turn green with the rain recently helping it out. To go along with the painted fairways its trying to be more visually pleasing but still has a way to go. Tee boxes are in good shape with a hand full of them being overseeded and in great shape. Fairways are still very firm and had good coverage. I did notice a few more spots that need some love. They need to start watering it a bit more or its going to get worse. Rough is a mixed bag with some of the grass Turing green but its very bumpy. Driving a cart through the rough is quite an adventure with the bumps and dips not in the best shape. Sand was fantastic for the two traps I was in but heard one of the traps was firm underneath. Greens were firm and fast like usual with some very tough pin locations. Always make sure you are below the hole otherwise you are doomed. The cups had a metal dish about 1 inch below the surface for covid reasons.
In all this a fun layout but its a bit pricy for the rack rate at the moment. I get a discounted rate so if you want to play just message me and we can set something up.» Close
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