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Los Angeles County; San Bernardino County; Riverside County; Palm Springs Area; Orange County; San Diego County; Ventura County; Santa Barbara County; Sacramento Area; Monterey Bay Area; Santa Cruz Area; Las Vegas Area; Mesquite/St.George Area; Laughlin/Bullhead City; Phoenix Area; Western Arizona; Northern Arizona; Colorado; Northwest Coastal; Southwest Coastal; Seattle/Tacoma/Bremerton; Vancouver/Southwest; Spokane/Eastern; * Other
What's in Matt Pisarski's Golf Bag
UPDATED AFTER CLUBS STOLEN IN FEBRUARY 2019
Callaway Rogue Driver - Project X Custom Shaft
Loaned Callaway XR 3 & 5 woods with project x smoke
Taylormade M6 4-AW
Odyssey Exo 7 putter
Chrome Soft or Z stars
Last Updated: January 28, 2020
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I love to play whenever I can and I love to play new courses. Please laugh at my terrible shots because I know I will.
Chuck Norris once Duffed a shot in Arizona and now we have the Grand Canyon
SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.
What should you do if you're golfing near lightning? Hold your 2-iron in the air, because not even God can hit a 2-iron.
How do you know a golfer is cheating on his wife? He always puts his driver in the wrong bag.
How do you "Tiger" proof a golf course? By strategically placing fire hydrants.
Why are golf and sex so similar? They are the two things you can thoroughly enjoy even though you are really bad at them.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Nissan? A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day? Wash your balls.
Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.
It's not the size of your putter that counts, its how many strokes you take.
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
If the point of golf is to hit the ball less, then do I win if I don't play at all?
Why don't golfers in England work in the afternoon? Because it would interrupt their tea time.
What does a golfer do on his day off? Putter Around.
Why do golfers put minus signs in front of their scores? Because subtraction speaks louder than words.
What did the duck say to the golf ball? Nothing it should have ducked.
Why did the blonde golfing pro cheat on his wife? Because he thought every day he needed to play around.
What did the golfer say after performing yoga? "Damn, my shaft is all bent."
What did the Mormon say to his golfing buddies? After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
Mulligans are the reason golf balls come three to a sleeve.
"There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray." -Lee Trevino
"Golf is my profession. Show Business is just to pay the greens fees." -Bob Hope
"You think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember when we were married," said the pouting wife. "Of course I do, my dear -- it was the day I sank that thirty-foot putt."
Which is the easiest golf stroke? The fourth putt!
Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is quite a beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game". The guys say okay and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, paring every hole. They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job he will never forget. " The guys think, 'what a deal!' The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup." The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup." The grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."
Golf Cart A man during his married years overturned his golf cart and a blonde said to him come to my place and rest. She was quite convincing and then took her clothes off once there. And he said "I don't think my wife is going to like this." And she answered "She will never know." He said "That's not the problem she's still under cart."
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2/8/20 Joined Blake and Mike for all 27 holes out at Braemar. Originally had an 11am tee time but there was a 45 min frost delay so we were pushed to ... » More
2/8/20 Joined Blake and Mike for all 27 holes out at Braemar. Originally had an 11am tee time but there was a 45 min frost delay so we were pushed to a 1148 tee time. After all of that we ended up teeing off at 1130 so no big deal there. Staff was super friendly whenever we encountered them which made the experience better as they were not stuck up.
Not a lot to add to Wendy and Alex's reviews from the last week or two. I found the course to be in real nice shape. Good tee's, fantastic fairways, decent rough, and the greens were firm and fast. Strangly enough I could not get any check on my approaches which as of late the firmer the green the more I can spin. This made for a tough day on the greens. As stated before you DO NOT want to be above the hole. Sand was decent in most traps I did encounter a thin one and Blake had a few thin ones too.
If you have a chance to play here do not miss it. The Us Open is my favorite 9 with some doglegs and good elevation changes. Western by far is the toughest in my opinion with very tight fairways and a few blind shots. On the course the par threes are all around 175-210 from the blacks which makes up for the 3000 yard total length. The masters course is a little wider but only one par 5 makes me sad. I cant wait to play again.» Close
Read the review from Mark_daly and decided to go play woods valley. I scored a Deal time on teeoff.com for $4 after using a $50 promo code and went of... » More
Read the review from Mark_daly and decided to go play woods valley. I scored a Deal time on teeoff.com for $4 after using a $50 promo code and went off on time at 10:00am. Course it self is in better shape than what has been the normal as of late. It still not immaculate but I would put it a 6.5 out of 10. Fairways were cut short and rolled out well. Full coverage of grass just not all the same grass which could be troubling if you are on the edge of both grasses. Greens today were soft and a little bumpy but quick. The greens keeper decided to use the toughest hole locations today which made for an adventurous day on the greens. The sand traps I was in had good brown sand maybe a touch heavy but not issues getting out of them. The only down side of the course right now is the Rough. multiple types of grasses and not cut uniformly.
Overall this course is a lot of fun to play and with the decent conditions right now I suggest playing. One last thing to note is they bought the carts from Carmel Valley Ranch and they have GPS units on them but the course said they cant afford to activate them because its around $40 per cart per month.» Close
Tee'd off at 12:26 today with Itslikeimsaying, Gregholla, and Hillary today using clubcorp play away/ I had a certificate for a free guest fee for mar... » More
Tee'd off at 12:26 today with Itslikeimsaying, Gregholla, and Hillary today using clubcorp play away/ I had a certificate for a free guest fee for mark and he was charged $21 for the cart fee and I was charged $25 I asked why it was different and he said mine is a set price from Club Corp. I shrugged my shoulders ¯\_(?)_/¯ and paid the money.
As Weber has posted so many times in the last few years I was very excited to play Coto for the first time. The course runs up and down the valley with no two holes alike or in play from the others. I enjoyed the variety of par 3's from the gold tee's the distances were fair at 150, 200,190, 120. Each one offering stunning views and lots of trouble.
As for the conditions for the course I dont have a lot to add to Weber and marks review. The tees were good and have many options to choose from. We had two score cards and one showed combos for black and gold and blue and gold while the other one didn't another ¯\_(?)_/¯ moment. Fairways had full coverage of grass but it was thin at times making ball striking a premium. With this course if you catch it thin you can put up big numbers quick. I did see a couple of GUR marked but it didn't come into play. Rough was strange, on the fairways it was nice and provided nice fluffy lies but the closer to the green there was new grass splotches popping up everywhere which you ball would bounce off and effectively taking away putting from off the green. The sand that I found ( a lot of them) was in good to great shape with a nice top layer of pure white sand. It looked stunning but a few were a touch firm. All of the greenside traps I found were soft and fair.
If you have chance to play here dont say no. It is a wonderful facility and I cant wait to go play the north course.» Close
Joined the Gk final yesterday and these are my two cents.
Tee's- good coverage and a plenty of tee's to choose from. Minimal divot issues only... » More
Joined the Gk final yesterday and these are my two cents.
Tee's- good coverage and a plenty of tee's to choose from. Minimal divot issues only on the par 3's.
Fairways- Cut short and firm which provided lots of roll out. On hole 4 the layup area had a left to right slope and with the roll we had a few balls land in the center and roll off to the right and into the water. I was very displeased with that one.
Greens- Firm and fast! If the superintendent decided to mean they have some very tough hole locations on these greens. With the speed they were tough to keep any down hill putt within 5 feet. Even though they were firm and fast I had many occasions with excess spin which made for an exciting day.
Rough- Multiple types of grass and coverage that was mediocre which left for some tough lies all day.
Sand- I was in 3 traps and the first two were on hole one. The fairway trap was hard pan and difficult to get under the ball. the two green side bunkers were decent but could use a little more sand.
Overall this is a fun course and I do recommend just don't expect immaculate conditions. I think it deserves more of a 6.5 not 5.6» Close
I have to start with the Pace of Play. We tee'd off 10 minuets late and quit after 5hr 15 min and 15 holes played. This may have taken the record away... » More
I have to start with the Pace of Play. We tee'd off 10 minuets late and quit after 5hr 15 min and 15 holes played. This may have taken the record away from Costa Mesa CC for longest round ever. We waited on every tee box and usually two groups on each tee. The marshal even came by and gave us a bogus excuse saying he couldn't find the back up.
Other than that the course was a lot of fun to play. Fairways were mostly lush and cut short providing extra roll out on most drives. Greens were firm and lightning fast but I had no issues. Tee's and rough were good to great in most areas. Sand was firm and could use a truck load in a few locations.
I recommend playing here but if I see another review with long POP I wont return there are better courses in the valley.» Close
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