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Where Matt Pisarski Plays Golf
Los Angeles County; San Bernardino County; Riverside County; Palm Springs Area; Orange County; San Diego County; Ventura County; Santa Barbara County; Sacramento Area; Monterey Bay Area; Santa Cruz Area; San Luis Obispo Area; Las Vegas Area; Mesquite/St.George Area; Laughlin/Bullhead City; Phoenix Area; Western Arizona; Northern Arizona; Colorado; Northwest Coastal; Southwest Coastal; Seattle/Tacoma/Bremerton; Vancouver/Southwest; Spokane/Eastern; * Other
What's in Matt Pisarski's Golf Bag
UPDATED AFTER CLUBS STOLEN IN FEBRUARY 2019
Taylormade Sim Max USA Edition
Taylormade Sim 3wd
Callaway GBB Hybrid
Taylormade M6 4-AW
60° Titlest Vokey
Odyssey Exo 7 putter
Cut DC Atomic Yellow Golf Balls
Bears & GK Towel
Last Updated: December 8, 2020
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I love to play whenever I can and I love to play new courses. Please laugh at my terrible shots because I know I will.
Chuck Norris once Duffed a shot in Arizona and now we have the Grand Canyon
SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.
What should you do if you're golfing near lightning? Hold your 2-iron in the air, because not even God can hit a 2-iron.
How do you know a golfer is cheating on his wife? He always puts his driver in the wrong bag.
How do you "Tiger" proof a golf course? By strategically placing fire hydrants.
Why are golf and sex so similar? They are the two things you can thoroughly enjoy even though you are really bad at them.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Nissan? A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day? Wash your balls.
Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.
It's not the size of your putter that counts, its how many strokes you take.
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
If the point of golf is to hit the ball less, then do I win if I don't play at all?
Why don't golfers in England work in the afternoon? Because it would interrupt their tea time.
What does a golfer do on his day off? Putter Around.
Why do golfers put minus signs in front of their scores? Because subtraction speaks louder than words.
What did the duck say to the golf ball? Nothing it should have ducked.
Why did the blonde golfing pro cheat on his wife? Because he thought every day he needed to play around.
What did the golfer say after performing yoga? "Damn, my shaft is all bent."
What did the Mormon say to his golfing buddies? After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
Mulligans are the reason golf balls come three to a sleeve.
"There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray." -Lee Trevino
"Golf is my profession. Show Business is just to pay the greens fees." -Bob Hope
"You think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember when we were married," said the pouting wife. "Of course I do, my dear -- it was the day I sank that thirty-foot putt."
Which is the easiest golf stroke? The fourth putt!
Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is quite a beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game". The guys say okay and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, paring every hole. They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job he will never forget. " The guys think, 'what a deal!' The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup." The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup." The grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."
Golf Cart A man during his married years overturned his golf cart and a blonde said to him come to my place and rest. She was quite convincing and then took her clothes off once there. And he said "I don't think my wife is going to like this." And she answered "She will never know." He said "That's not the problem she's still under cart."
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Matt Pisarski's Golf Course Reviews
Ventured out to La Purisma yesterday to play some golf with Apisarski, Gregholla, and Fastfish433 on a cold 36º morning with no frost delay. We had so... » More
Ventured out to La Purisma yesterday to play some golf with Apisarski, Gregholla, and Fastfish433 on a cold 36º morning with no frost delay. We had some golf moose certificates that we decided to use and it makes the course 100% worth it. It had been a few years since I played here last (gk event) and I didn't remember much of the course. I quickly started to realize that accuracy is key here especially on the front nine. The course is a little hilly and has no homes on site which is very nice and it gives you a pure golf feeling. Carts are basic with no GPS and they have golf boards as well as a new motorcycle that Apisarski paid the $25 to use. He has a blast using it and may have had more fun just goofing around with it than golf.
As for conditions there are pretty decent right now with the highlight being the greens. They rolled perfectly smooth and medium pace. I did not see a single divot or issue all day with the quality of the greens, easily a solid 9/10. The fairways were mostly good with a few areas here and there that were thin but usually decent to hit from. Rough was a mixed bag, short by the fairway and a touch longer near the greens. Tee boxes, we played the combos and noticed that they were a little chewed up today Nothing terrible but they needed to be moved. I was in one sand trap and it was almost like beach sand a little heavy and wet but nice to play from.
The facilities are nice and they snack shop was open with a full menu plus a good deal on beer. Driving range is very beat up and I am not sure there was any play to move the boxes because the entire range was chewed up. I assume they are focusing on the course itself but the range needs a little TLC. The girl in the proshop was super friendly and looked to be working all alone even calling out the players to the tee box so props to her for working hard.» Close
Played yesterday in a tournament for OC golf blog. The course set up the event well and had everything staged nicely to handle the 60 players. The cou... » More
Played yesterday in a tournament for OC golf blog. The course set up the event well and had everything staged nicely to handle the 60 players. The course recently received new carts that are equipped with high quality branded leather and the Shark Experience GPS. The few staff members I encountered were friendly.
Course is in good shape right now all around. Fairways have great coverage and are mostly green. A few areas were mowed a little tight but I had no issues with it. Rough was somewhat dormant and a mix of grasses not good but not bad. Greens were very healthy slightly firm and very fast. This might have been the best greens they have had in a long time. Sand traps were not that great for the 2 that I was in, there was a 1/2 inch top layer that was fine but firm underneath. Tee boxes were mostly good we played the blues and I think 1/2 them were back at the tips.
IMO now is a good time to play black gold as the rates are OC reasonable (which may be more expensive than surrounding counties but worth a play.» Close
Out on 12/5 with Gregholla, Joefoot, and Apisarski for his birthday. Conditions haven't changed much from previous reviews with exception of the tee b... » More
Out on 12/5 with Gregholla, Joefoot, and Apisarski for his birthday. Conditions haven't changed much from previous reviews with exception of the tee boxes which have been dyed green to make them look nice. Still all grass so its just a visual thing. Greens are fast and firm as always and this day had diabolical pin locations. Sand was nice with a good 1.5" top layer of powdery white sand. Rough is rough and if you go more than 5 yards offline it turns to brush. Fairways were fully dormant but nice to hit from, almost like hitting from mats. Overall this is a fun course and I'll be back.» Close
Joined up with Johnny and Will for a round of golf at Glen Annie. This was my first time playing here and I was pleasantly surprised with how fun this... » More
Joined up with Johnny and Will for a round of golf at Glen Annie. This was my first time playing here and I was pleasantly surprised with how fun this course is. There is a good mixture of flat and elevation change holes. A few reachable par 4's that play down hill. Par 3's were just interesting enough and the Par 5's were a nice challenge with 3 out of 4 being reachable.
Course conditions were good throughout the course and was a good value for the rates they offer. Fairways were mostly lush and green providing a nice cushion for your approaches. Rough was cut short and a mixture of grass and dirt but mostly grass. Greens are still showing signs of being punched a few weeks ago and were a tad bumpy at times. Another thing to note is that a few of the greens were covered in bird poop as they have a Coot and Duck problem on the water holes. The tee boxes were a little chewed up and need to be move and I also noticed that the boxes were quite small. Sand traps were just ok but could use a little more sand to make them nice but it wasnt too big of an issue to get out of them.
Overall I like this course and if you are in the area and want to play golf this place should be on your list. Plus its half the price of sandpiper and offers great ocean views from the hills above SB.» Close
Played in a large charity even last weekend here at Cowboys Club. The Staff handled the 144+ players very well and always had a smile on their face (e... » More
Played in a large charity even last weekend here at Cowboys Club. The Staff handled the 144+ players very well and always had a smile on their face (even though they had to wear cowboy football gear). Food and drinks were good but found out Texas has a weird rule of no Alcohol before 10 on Sundays.
On to the course conditions. I had high expectations because this a premium fee facility and I expect conditions to match that. I was not disappointed at all. Tee Boxes were well groomed and provided ample space to tee up. Fairways were almost perfect and it looks like the over seed went very well. Rough is starting to go dormant and is in good shape. Sand traps were nice and fluffy even though we didnt have to play from them I hit a few shot during the scramble. Greens were very smooth and rolled medium fast and held most shot even allowing great spin. The course is tight at times but not overly difficult if you keep it straight. My scramble shot 20 under only paring the 17th hole which was 180 uphill and small green.
Carts have nice GPS and there is a snack shack on 7 and 11 where everything is free (except alcohol) I had a hotdog and Pimento & Cheese sandwich and they were good. Cart girl comes around often with snack and drinks (free as well). People might scoff at the price for the course but if you take into effect that the food is free and you have breakfast before and lunch/dinner its worth it 100%. I recommend playing here and Waterchase if in the area.» Close
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