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Matt Pisarski


Member Since:
February 2012


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GK Event: Played in a GK Event
"Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that terrible incident with the Dinosaurs."

Male
29 years old
mattpisarski@rocketmail.com
Costa Mesa
Single
Crappy Putter



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Matt Pisarski's Golf Statistics

Index: 12
Average Score: 84
Available to Play Golf: Weekends Only
Cart Preference: Likes to Ride
Temperament: Casual Golfer
Smokes (while golfing): No
Plays in Tournaments: Yes

Matt Pisarski's Favorites

Golfer: John Daly
Golf Course: Grizzly Ranch

Where Matt Pisarski Plays Golf

Los Angeles County; San Bernardino County; Riverside County; Palm Springs Area; Orange County; San Diego County; Ventura County; Santa Barbara County; Sacramento Area; Monterey Bay Area; Santa Cruz Area; Las Vegas Area; Mesquite/St.George Area; Laughlin/Bullhead City; Phoenix Area; Western Arizona; Northern Arizona; Colorado; Northwest Coastal; Southwest Coastal; Seattle/Tacoma/Bremerton; Vancouver/Southwest; Spokane/Eastern; * Other


What's in Matt Pisarski's Golf Bag

UPDATED AFTER CLUBS STOLEN IN FEBRUARY 2019

Callaway Rogue Driver - Project X Custom Shaft
Loaned Callaway XR 3 & 5 woods with project x smoke
Taylormade M6 4-AW
56° CLEVELAND
Odyssey Exo 7 putter

GK Towel

Chrome Soft or Z stars


Last Updated: May 5, 2019

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I love to play whenever I can and I love to play new courses. Please laugh at my terrible shots because I know I will.

Chuck Norris once Duffed a shot in Arizona and now we have the Grand Canyon

SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.

What should you do if you're golfing near lightning? Hold your 2-iron in the air, because not even God can hit a 2-iron.

How do you know a golfer is cheating on his wife? He always puts his driver in the wrong bag.

How do you "Tiger" proof a golf course? By strategically placing fire hydrants.

Why are golf and sex so similar? They are the two things you can thoroughly enjoy even though you are really bad at them.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Nissan? A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.

What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day? Wash your balls.

Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.

It's not the size of your putter that counts, its how many strokes you take.

A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"

If the point of golf is to hit the ball less, then do I win if I don't play at all?

Why don't golfers in England work in the afternoon? Because it would interrupt their tea time.

What does a golfer do on his day off? Putter Around.

Why do golfers put minus signs in front of their scores? Because subtraction speaks louder than words.

What did the duck say to the golf ball? Nothing it should have ducked.

Why did the blonde golfing pro cheat on his wife? Because he thought every day he needed to play around.

What did the golfer say after performing yoga? "Damn, my shaft is all bent."

What did the Mormon say to his golfing buddies? After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.

Mulligans are the reason golf balls come three to a sleeve.

"There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray." -Lee Trevino

"Golf is my profession. Show Business is just to pay the greens fees." -Bob Hope

"You think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember when we were married," said the pouting wife. "Of course I do, my dear -- it was the day I sank that thirty-foot putt."

Which is the easiest golf stroke? The fourth putt!

Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is quite a beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game". The guys say okay and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, paring every hole. They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job he will never forget. " The guys think, 'what a deal!' The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup." The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup." The grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."

Golf Cart A man during his married years overturned his golf cart and a blonde said to him come to my place and rest. She was quite convincing and then took her clothes off once there. And he said "I don't think my wife is going to like this." And she answered "She will never know." He said "That's not the problem she's still under cart."

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Matt Pisarski's Golf Course Reviews

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First time at Coyote Hills after hearing about it for so long, being a top OC course my expectations were high. In all honesty I was let down now dont... » More
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Used a Teeoff.com promo code today for a 10:40 tee time. Weather was pleasant overcast in the beginning clearing up by the turn. From the moment I ar... » More
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Played 6/7/19 at 7 AM
I was really excited to finally play Edgewood after many years of seeing it on TV and playing here on WGT video games. We kn... » More
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Took our annual trip to grizzly ranch this weekend and buy is this course amazing. This year we booked one of the Wolf tree cabins and they are specta... » More
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Enjoyed an Awesome day out at reflection bay 5/31. GK reviews showed that the conditions were awesome lately so we decided to head out and play. We te... » More
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