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Where Matt Pisarski Plays Golf
Los Angeles County; San Bernardino County; Riverside County; Palm Springs Area; Orange County; San Diego County; Ventura County; Santa Barbara County; Sacramento Area; Monterey Bay Area; Santa Cruz Area; San Luis Obispo Area; Las Vegas Area; Mesquite/St.George Area; Laughlin/Bullhead City; Phoenix Area; Western Arizona; Northern Arizona; Eastern Arizona; Colorado; Northwest Coastal; Southwest Coastal; Dallas/Fort Worth Area; Austin Area; Seattle/Tacoma/Bremerton; Vancouver/Southwest; Spokane/Eastern; * Other
What's in Matt Pisarski's Golf Bag
Taylormade Sim Max USA Edition
Taylormade Sim 3wd
Callaway GBB Hybrid
Taylormade M6 4-AW
54º Callaway MD4
58º Callaway MD4
Odyssey Exo 7 putter
Chrome Softs or OnCore
Bears & GK Towel
Garmin Approach 80
Last Updated: February 24, 2023
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I love to play whenever I can and I love to play new courses. Please laugh at my terrible shots because I know I will. I can shoot 74 or 94 depending on the minuet. Ive been known to hit water on holes that dont have a lake.
Chuck Norris once Duffed a shot in Arizona and now we have the Grand Canyon
SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.
What should you do if you're golfing near lightning? Hold your 2-iron in the air, because not even God can hit a 2-iron.
How do you know a golfer is cheating on his wife? He always puts his driver in the wrong bag.
How do you "Tiger" proof a golf course? By strategically placing fire hydrants.
Why are golf and sex so similar? They are the two things you can thoroughly enjoy even though you are really bad at them.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Nissan? A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.
What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day? Wash your balls.
Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.
It's not the size of your putter that counts, its how many strokes you take.
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I had to choose, right?"
If the point of golf is to hit the ball less, then do I win if I don't play at all?
Why don't golfers in England work in the afternoon? Because it would interrupt their tea time.
What does a golfer do on his day off? Putter Around.
Why do golfers put minus signs in front of their scores? Because subtraction speaks louder than words.
What did the duck say to the golf ball? Nothing it should have ducked.
Why did the blonde golfing pro cheat on his wife? Because he thought every day he needed to play around.
What did the golfer say after performing yoga? "Damn, my shaft is all bent."
What did the Mormon say to his golfing buddies? After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
Mulligans are the reason golf balls come three to a sleeve.
"There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray." -Lee Trevino
"Golf is my profession. Show Business is just to pay the greens fees." -Bob Hope
"You think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember when we were married," said the pouting wife. "Of course I do, my dear -- it was the day I sank that thirty-foot putt."
Which is the easiest golf stroke? The fourth putt!
Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather go out to play a round of golf. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is quite a beautiful woman. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, cuss, smoke, chew, spit, fart or whatever. Just don't try to coach me on my game". The guys say okay and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up when she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the hell out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, paring every hole. They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game. I've never shot par before, and I'm going to ask your opinions on this putt. Now if any of your opinions help me make the putt, I will give that guy a blow job he will never forget. " The guys think, 'what a deal!' The kid walks over, eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes, and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole. The ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and go in the cup." The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall into the cup." The grandpa looks at both of them in disgust, walks over picking up the ball, drops it into the cup, unzips his fly and says "That's a Gimme."
Golf Cart A man during his married years overturned his golf cart and a blonde said to him come to my place and rest. She was quite convincing and then took her clothes off once there. And he said "I don't think my wife is going to like this." And she answered "She will never know." He said "That's not the problem she's still under cart."
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Great time out at Desert Willow yesterday with JohnnyGK, GDR23, and Mark_6m. We had a 7:40 tee time and as usual the practice areas were very busy but... » More
Great time out at Desert Willow yesterday with JohnnyGK, GDR23, and Mark_6m. We had a 7:40 tee time and as usual the practice areas were very busy but still plenty of room to warm up. We went off right on time and enjoyed a nice 4:30 pace with little waiting. We did get hounded by the marshal twice to hurry up but we were a hole ahead ourselves too. No big deal in my opinion plus its nice to see that they care about POP.
Course is in fantastic shape right now with wall to wall lush conditions.
Tee- 9/10 a few of the par 3's were a little chewed for the purple tees. Still had room to hit from.
Fairways- I give them a 10/10 I found no areas that would warrant a deduction and they were just a pleasure to play from.
Rough- 9/10 I found the rough quite a bit and one of those shot did find a bare area bit other wise 2-3 inches thick and can really hurt if you make poor contact.
Greens- 8/10 FIRM AND FAST!!! Don't be above the hole and you will be fine. A little too firm for my liking. We noticed a survey team scanning the greens and one mentioned they are going to redo all of them and make a few larger so that is something to look forward too in the near future.
Sand- 5/10 This was the only downside of the course. Appearance looked fine but they did not have enough sand in them. Greens side traps were just too firm to control. I think a nice refill and they will be fine.
The Staff and Facilities are always top notch and this round was no different. This is the best deal in the winter while all other courses charge 250+ you can find great rates here and you will not be disappointed.» Close
Played on 2/4 rck rate of $75 teeing off at 11:55 instead of 11:47 tee time but they did have a frost delay so no issue there. The ladies working the ... » More
Played on 2/4 rck rate of $75 teeing off at 11:55 instead of 11:47 tee time but they did have a frost delay so no issue there. The ladies working the proshop and bar were very friendly and the starter/marshal/cart guys were very friendly which was nice to see.
Lets start with the Good before the review gets sour.
-Carts very nice with shark experience gps and bluetooth
-Greens a tad bumppy from poor divot fixing but very well manicured and rolled fine.
-Rough around the greens was good and starting to come out of dormant.
-Some Fairways within 20 yards of the greens were great and looked like they had overseeded some of those areas.
-Water Jugs full and cold every 4 holes
Now the BAD
-Driving range- no grass just dirt and unlevel
- Sand, What sand? its just dirt!
- Rough, unless near the greens or within 5 yards of the fairways it was bumpy and lots of grass types or just bare
- Tee's Unlevel and covered in divots on par 3s and just ok on driver holes.
- Fairways 50/50 if you found a smooth spot to hit from. Major thinning in some areas as well a few bare patches here and there.
- Snack shack closed at the turn which is not near the clubhouse
POP was a whopping 5 hours and 31 minuets. On hole number 2 there was 6 total groups on the hole and took 20+ mins before we could tee off. One other hole has 3 groups on it as well plus every hole we had to wait for the group in front to tee off.
Another thing to note is the course use to have about 6-7 holes with no homes around them. They are now down to 3-4 holes with no homes. I asked the starter if they will continue this trend and he said when the tribe bought the course they didn't have the money to buy the land in-between so that land was sold to developers. Its his understanding that the 3-4 holes left will remain that way because the would need to build a bride or tunnel over/under the course to get to that land.
The Rack Rate is reasonable for the layout. Conditions could be better but with the POP its going to be a hard pill to swallow for most. We finished at sunset for a 1145 tee time. That's unacceptable with a 530pm sunset.» Close
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